After everyone yelled at me in yesterday’s Michael Fassbender post, I think I should just remind everyone that IF I am sexually harassing Fassy by discussing the erstwhile Fassdong, then I’m sexually harassing just about everyone and everything. I talk about beavs, boobs, butts and dongs all day long. It’s MY JOB. And I love my job. So, with that in mind, let’s talk about Angelina Jolie’s boobs. Angelina had a double mastectomy more than six months ago, and very quickly after that operation, she had her breast reconstructive surgery, with implants. Since we found out about Angelina’s operations, many of us have noted that Angelina either went up a cup size or two (?), or she’s still having some swelling from the operation, because she looks noticeably bigger in the boob department. I tend to think that it’s swelling from the surgery, and that her implants haven’t “settled” yet. But Star Mag says that Angelina’s implants are getting to be really uncomfortable, and she regrets getting them so quickly after her mastectomy:
Angelina Jolie has been tired, tense and in considerable pain as she copes with what she fears may be complications from her recent breast reconstruction surgery.“Angie’s new breasts are uncomfortable and painful and they’re driving her crazy,” says a source close to Angelina. While most women wait several months a year after a mastectomy before undergoing breast reconstruction, Angelina went through hers almost immediately, completely the surgery six months ago.“She did all the research, and she knew it was tricky to get implants so soon after the mastectomy. She’s not worried about cancer anymore, but her new fear is that she rushed into getting implants and there is a chance of infection.”Because of her upper-body discomfort and serious back and shoulder pain, Angie is concerned that the implants might be leaking, the source tells Star. “Her new breasts look great, but they’ve been giving her problems so of course now she’s questioning everything.”Angelina wishes she’d heeded doctors’ warning and waited for the reconstructive surgery. “She feels like she opted for surgery without thinking it through. She thinks she didn’t listen to the best advice, and she’s really regretting it. She doesn’t want to make an issue about her implants, because she knows it will make headlines. But she is seeing her doctors and voicing her concerns.”
[From Star Magazine, print edition]
Quite honestly, Angelina boobs do look uncomfortable. They look bigger than before, and I bet her back and shoulders are killing her. Help me out, ladies who have had reconstructive surgery: do doctors advise women to stay with the same basic size they had before? I really don’t see how Angelina would have gotten a C-cup implant (didn’t she used to be a C?) and that they would look like this. I kind of wonder if Brad asked her to get a D-cup or something larger and with the swelling, they’re just extra big.
Also – I thought there were so many advances in implant technology that very, very few implants leak now? Is that not right? Do they still leak? Ugh.
Last thing – Entertainment Weekly has exclusive first shots of Angelina in Australia as she directs Unbroken – go here to see.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and PCN.
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